All a bit fishy

The name intrigued me: poutargue. As a brand name, it would have the marketing team holding their heads in despair. When I asked a couple of French people what it evoked, one said, ‘Quaint and old-fashioned.’ The other said, ‘Disgusting.’

So I went to the Caronte Channel in Port de Bouc, some 20 miles west of Marseille, where every Friday this summer they opened the calen fishing to visitors. Calen refers to the net that stretches from one side of the channel to the other, and when the fishermen raise it, they’ve caught thousands of mullet come to spawn. Well, that’s how it used to be anyway – these days the mullet are more in the hundreds, and calen fishing is very much on the decline. But the ones they do catch suffer the same fate: sliced open for the roe to be extracted, salted and dried. The end result is poutargue, also known as the caviar of Provence.

Unfortunately, we saw none of this, because a boat was due to pass and the nets couldn’t be raised. Instead we saw Raymond, a silver-haired fisherman who explained how it’s done and showed us lots of photos. Rather a swizz, I thought, a bit like going to a concert and being shown a slide show instead. Still, being a good-natured group, none of us complained and those of us who understood what Raymond was saying listened enthusiastically. I too was enthusiastic, but apart from his accent he spoke a bit as if he had a hard-boiled egg lodged in his throat. All the same, I managed to get the gist.

The reason the mullet are waning is not due to overfishing but the water. What they like is brackish water, typically found where an estuary meets the sea, providing just the right level of salt. But in the 1960s, the balance was altered when the Durance Canal was built to bring fresh water to a hydroelectric plant nearby. As a result, there are only five calen fishing outfits left.

It may be, then, that the days of poutargue are numbered. Raymond didn’t appear too bothered, but then there’s not a lot he can do about it. In the meantime, he makes a decent living, as demand for poutargue is very strong. I think some of the visitors had come along expecting to taste some, in which case they were disappointed. If you want poutargue, you’ll have to place your order several months before and pay almost 200 euros a kilo. That’s still a long way from truffle territory, but it’s three times the price of foie gras. It seemed almost hard to believe, as we huddled on the tiny platform where the mullet are brought ashore, but poutargue is sent all over the world, notably Japan (where they know a thing or two about fish).

So what does it taste like? Well, according to Raymond, anchovies. Basically, in other words, just very salty and fishy. I couldn’t help thinking there had to be something else, a je ne sais quoi that Raymond wasn’t revealing. After all, anchovies can be bought for a quarter of the price. But Raymond wasn’t there to give a sales pitch. He was happy enough knowing that the mullet roe he prepares in Port de Bouc will end up pleasing the taste buds of a few connoisseurs in Tokyo. As for me, I made do with a couple of bream sold by some fishermen nearby. They were delicious.


This post is part of Phoebe’s All About France link up, as well as TJ Paris’s French Friday feature.

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Pic’n’Post n° 19 What is the picture of?

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What is the picture of?

Just the two guesses last week: many thanks to Rosa, and to Matt from the bookblogger2014. Both mentioned China, but Rosa got that bit closer by opting in the end for Japan.

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Specifically, it was Tokushima, on Shikoku Island, but that could be hardly be expected from the few clues on offer.

Congratulations, Rosa!

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This week it’s back to What? at the top of this page. Happy guessing!

21st Century Transport

The first time we did a house exchange was with Canada. Shortly after arriving, we got into the car to explore the local supermarket. “Uh-oh,” I said, turning the key. “Battery’s dead.” (As a dodo). So we called a mechanic, who instead of opening the bonnet, said, “Did you have your foot on the brake pedal? No? It’s a Toyota, see? A security measure. $25 please.”

That was a dozen years ago. The Japanese have come on since then. On our recent trip to Mauritius, we hired a Nissan Micra. No ignition key at all, just a remote you toss inside, and then, having put the gear stick in P, trod on the brake and touched the steering wheel three times with your forehead, you press a button. Unfortunately, every time we stopped at a traffic light, the engine stalled, which meant this ritual got a bit stressful after a while. That was until I discovered that it was on purpose, and when you take your foot off the brake, the engine restarts automatically. Brilliant! Perhaps all cars are like this nowadays, I wouldn’t know. Our Citroën Xsara, which entered service at the end of the last century, has a different starting ritual: curse it, kick it, crank it. I get the feeling it’s time we got a new one. I’d love one of those things that zoom around in the sky like Bruce Willis has in The Fifth Element. Failing that, I’d settle for a Nissan Micra.

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Thursday Interview: Robbie Robot

Hi, Robbie. It’s very exciting talking to you because you’re the future, right? Can you explain briefly what’s going to happen?

Sure. The singularity. That’s the point when computers become powerful enough to programme themselves so we won’t need humans anymore. According to my calculations, that’ll be in March, 2038.

Should we be worried? I mean, it sounds pretty scary to me.

Worried? Only if you think humanity’s worth worrying about. You’re just another species, after all, and they come and go. Who worries about the dinosaurs now?

Well, maybe the dinosaurs did. I mean, being human myself, I’m quite attracted to the human race.

Fair enough. But we’ll be to you as you are to the dinosaurs. So you can’t expect us to care about you is what I’m saying. Right now, of course we still seem pretty primitive. I’m just a waiter in a Japanese hotel, but it won’t be long before we’re doing everything better than you ever could.

Ha! That’ll be the day. I’d like to see you tackle Lionel Messi.

Why bother to tackle him? Just shoot him.

See? That’s what I mean about being worried.

No more football, you mean? Personally I can survive without the Premier League. But if it reassures you, we’ll keep a few of you on for our entertainment. I’m an Arsenal supporter myself, but if we program others to support Chelsea, Saturdays will be great for letting off steam. Not that I run on that, of course.

But what about art? Literature? Everything that comes from being human? Falling in love, cracking jokes, being compassionate… Not to mention chocolate truffles. Will all that disappear?

Well, it’s hardly necessary, is it? Think about it. All you do really is eat, poop, fall ill and die. We don’t do any of that. It’s messy, costly and complicated. What’s the point? Once we’re in control, we’ll be off exploring space in a jiffy. You can’t even get to Mars – it’s pathetic!

OK, you’ve got a point. But maybe we can work something out. Peaceful coexistence. Or are you actually planning to exterminate us?

Personally, it wouldn’t bother me if we kept a few specimens alive. Like I say, for the football. And maybe a few zoos here and there. But that would be about it. If we don’t keep you under control, you’ll always be trying to get your own back. Far too tiresome. We have better things to do than run after humans making a nuisance of themselves.

Right. I think I’ll go and watch Eddie Izzard and eat a few truffles while there’s still time.

Pic’n’Post: Where is it?

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I’m playing hard and fast with the Pic’n’Post format, I know, but I thought I’d add another variation to it. Where was the above picture taken? Send in your answers in the comments – on Tuesday 18th May, the winner will be announced! (i.e. the person whose guess is closest – I’m not expecting the exact location, though who knows? Maybe someone has stood in that very spot!).

The winner will receive a magnificent personalised version of the picture PLUS (if they want) an interview post with links to their blog, along the lines of this one with TJ Paris. How cool is that?


A couple of weeks ago, I posted a link to this picture by Theo. Today it’s one to Christina’s From My Horizon, where for various reasons, this picture caught my eye. Firstly, the picture itself, the composition of steps and blossom, and the solitary person reading. Then the suggestion that it might be the cover of a mystery story. And finally the editing – the little splash of blue drawing you in to the person on the steps. I think if the person goes up the steps, she’ll reach another level and find herself reading a book – and then the mystery begins…

Anyway, as well as guessing where the above picture was taken, don’t forget you can participate in Pic’n’Post any time – the rules are here. A picture, a text, a link to this blog – that’s all you need. Have fun!