I don’t like Mr. Wheeler. I can see what he’s thinking and it scares me. I don’t like this job either. ‘Are you sure it’s legal?’ I asked.
‘It’s only water, love.’ He grabbed the syringe. ‘Look.’
I don’t like him saying ‘love’ and staring at my boobs. Not that there’s anything there.
‘Wouldn’t be able to sell ’em if they looked like you. Too skinny, love.’
He waved the syringe at me. I folded my arms and backed away.
He plunged the syringe into the chicken and watched it swell. His eyes gleamed. ‘There. Nice and plump now, love.’
This is in response to Matt’s Flash Fiction Foray prompt, the song Skinny Love. The technique of enhancing or ‘plumping’ chickens by injecting salty water into them before packing is widespread. I don’t know if they do that at Père Dodu, but I liked the name, Daddy Plump, as a title. What I can say is that Père Dodu’s Crousti Nuggets contain 42% chicken. Hmm… I wonder what the rest is.
Haha, it’s good!!!!!!
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Thanks, Rosa!
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I thought it was Twinkies?
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I don’t know Twinkies… I think in the UK they have Twizzlers. Maybe this is the French version. Never tried it myself but I dare say it’s delicious with Fruity Loops.
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curtisbausse, GASP! No Twinkies?!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie
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Ah, I see, it’s a cake! And available in the UK! So next time I’m over I’ll be able to find out what I’ve been missing. Brilliant!
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It’s yummy!
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Again….you are marvellous!! Next best thing after “The Thursday Interviews “.
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Aw, thanks! I’m currently booking appointments with interviewees so hopefully they’ll start up again soon…
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Can’t wait!
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Despite your initial questioning about flash fiction Curtis, I think you are having just too much darn fun with it! It is inspiring, I need to go back to it as well.
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You’re right, Tammy, I do like Matt’s prompts, partly because there’s no time pressure.
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Chicken Cordon Blecchh
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I so love the way that the same start place takes us in such different, and yes I’ll say it, bizarre routes. I’m sure you could market Daddy plump chicken bites. X
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Ha, ha! Hope it never comes down to that…
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Oh that is so good.
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Aw, thanks, JoHanna! Matt’s been silent for a while so there’s no prompt for this week. Maybe I’ll look into Camera Lucida instead… Don’t want to remain square 🙂
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What an interesting take on the song. Loved it!
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Many thanks! It’s good to see Matt’s back with further prompts to come…
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